Hey! I’m the guy annoying yall on Instagram but more importantly I’m your neighborhood Amazon affiliate. By day, I craft content that could convince geniuses online to buy anything, and by night, I’m pushing products that hopefully make you less of a threat on the road. And while I’m here, casually pocketing pennies on the dollar, let’s talk about the dream and more importantly the goal. Pictured below is my aspirational ride, the epitome of vroom-vroom luxury, a magnificent matte-black muscle car with a demeanor darker than my espresso. They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy this car, and I’ve never seen anyone frown in a driver’s seat like that. So, click away, dear terrible drivers and just remember that while you drive poorly I don’t so help a brother out and click on the links in the tabs!!!
